Collected Poetry

VOLUME FOUR

 

Copyright © 2010 by Gary Bachlund    All international rights reserved

 

The Carol of Realpolitik

"'One cannot both be a progressive and be opposed to pension reform,' he said. 'The math is irrefutable that the losers from excessive and unfunded pensions are precisely the programs progressive Democrats tend to applaud. Those programs are being driven out of existence by rising pension costs.' Crane added: 'All of the consequences of rising pension costs fall on the budgets for programs such as higher education, health and human services, parks and recreation, and environmental protection that are junior in priority and therefore have their funding reduced whenever more money is needed to pay for pension costs.'" Steven Greenhut, in "Progressives for Pension Reform?" City Journal, September 9, 2010.

Loudly doth opinions ring!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Let not facts judge anything!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Dawn we late, as failures spring.
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Too long we've trusted, comes the sting.
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
            Refute the irrefutable,
            Deny the coming crunch.
            Allege all is immutable,
            And then go out for lunch.
            Fa-la la-la-la, la-la la-la.

Loudly doth opinions ring!
    Ping and pong, and pong and ping!
Loud come voices, anguishing.
    Sing their song, coarse songs to sing!
Opinions loud go caroling,
    Ringing song, mad songs to sing!
Drown the truths, yet falsehoods bring!
    Sing those songs, raw songs to sing!
            Take from all that we all have
            And toss it to the winds;
            Today it is a fiction's salve,
            Tomorrow come the whirlwinds.
            Fa-la la-la-la, la-la la-la.

Loudly doth opinions ring!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Let not sense judge anything!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Someone else must bear the sting!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
Too late to fix, cramped hands we wring!
    Ding and dong, and dong and ding!
            Consequences tally up,
            And comes the due, someday.
            Programs will go belly up;
            Tomorrow is another day.
            Fa-la la-la-la, la-la la-la.

 


 

On a Winter's Day

"The Arctic conditions are set to last through the Christmas and New Year bank holidays and beyond and as temperatures plummeted to -10c (14f) the Met Office said this December was ‘almost certain’ to become the coldest since records began in 1910." In "Coldest December since records began as temperatures plummet to minus 10C bringing travel chaos across Britain," Daily Mail, 18 December 2010

The emperor really has no clothes.
He's standing in a blizzard,
Yet waves his highbrow, thinker's wand
As if he were a wizard.

Just see how hot the snow is,
How much it boils and burns!
Heed what he says, what he foresees,
For these are his true concerns.

Naked stands his intellect,
Imperious, and mighty high.
A Charles-Jones-Gore, a prince of fools,
Cries out to prophesy!

Don't see, don't feel, don't think!
He's the only one who knows
The truth that blazes through the ice
Is his ardent heat which glows.

This emperor has bared it all
Beneath the blanket white,
And if one looks into his plans
They seem a swindler's sleight.

Did I just see him shiver,
Buck naked as a jay?
Perhaps it's getting colder,
On this white-hot English day.

 


 

The anti-gun guy

"State Sen. R. C. Soles, the state's longest-serving legislator, was indicted Thursday on a felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious bodily injury." In "State Sen. R. C. Soles indicted on assault charge," by Shelby Sebens, 7 January 2010

The anti-gun guy shoots a guy with a gun,
Which all seems rather queer.
Perhaps double standards are his sort of fun,
As the stories shout loud and clear.
            A liberal Democrat pays his fine
            And into obscurity fades,
            Until the next news story and byline
            Rouse yet more cannonades.

The anti-gun guy shoots his gun quite a lot
It seems, by a longer view.
Perhaps double standards are all he's got,
As the stories shout hullabaloo.
            A liberal Democrat retired and rich
            Hoped notoriety would fade,
            But news reports the latest sports
            Of some gay old escapade.

So off limits is much about this sordid tale,
The politically connected favors,
The seedier things which dovetail,
The seemingly askew behaviors.
            The anti-gun guy shoots a guy with a gun,
            Which all seems rather queer.
            Perhaps double standards are his sort of fun,
            As the stories shout loud and clear.

 


 

Rules for Hunting

Hunting as a bloody sport
Can be bloody fun for you,
Until each hunted can resort
To weapons which they shoot too.

When playing fields are leveled,
Then play isn't always fun.
It's often just a matter of
Whose got the bigger gun.

Will you write rules for hunting
To make the game so fair?
Will you read them while unarmed
To the predator in its lair?

The nice and civil, the rules and such
Seem ever the best-laid thought,
Until the predator bites, inasmuch
As it's acting as it ought.

The world is just, a bloody affair
In all it does and must;
Rules for hunting remain unaware
That blood begets its lust.

Will you write rules for hunting
To make the world less real?
Will you read them while unarmed,
As your predators' next meal?

 


 

No Dignity

“There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living within your means.” Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933)

No dignity is what governments have made,
As their public debt is never quite paid,
But rolled over and over in a rhetorical stew
To generations next, like a witches' brew.
        No dignity is what governments have earned,
        That have independence so easily spurned,
        With debt and debt and ever more debt
        Which is mounting up like a rising threat.
But tell all governments to live within their means
And see what howls such a comment gleans.
Why it's foolish! Wrongheaded! Harsh! It's wrong!
That's what they'll say, both loud and long.
        Live with your means? What a load of crock!
        We'll inflate our way out as the clocks tick-tock.
        It's all a matter of cooking the books,
        Though we're nothing like charlatans or crooks!
Live within one's means? How foolish! How dumb!
That's the line, by governments' rule of thumb.
But then comes reality, skipping along
And soon there'll come a real tough song.
        Time's up. Why look! The debt wants its due.
        Pay debt with more debt seems an illogical screw
        Applied to its peoples by governments' plan
        To enslave those not born, every child, every man.
No dignity is found in such a dark, little thought
Which brings nations to their knees all for naught.
The party was grand. The party was all.
And now comes repayment, and after, the fall.

 


 

Sing a song of stupid

"Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said today that music is 'not compatible' with the values of the Islamic republic, and should not be practised or taught in the country." Saeed Kamali Dehghan, in the Guardian, UK, 2 August 2010.

Music's not compatible because supreme leaders says it's so?
Then music is rebellion and must be quite a blow,
                As melodies sing joyous loud like drumbeats from afar
                To rattle little angry them with a tuneful repertoire.
The values of which most men sing are not their values grim,
But values which embrace God's joy, even in a battle hymn.

Split a woman's head with a showers of thrown stones,
But don't allow a dirging tune to disturb her dying groans?
                Hang a little youthful boy, just because they can,
                But never, ever harmonize God's music to their plan
For power over others to silence voices sweet,
As you threaten folks with your nasty little bleat.

Music's not compatible because you says it's so?
Then many Muslims the world around must also vote as no,
                While you sing your song of stupid, though you cannot sing,
                And trot out that unmusical ayatollah thing.
Music's not compatible because one imam says it's so?
Silly man! Muslims play music round the world ! Don't you know?


 

Argument Postponed

The game was o'er, as chess pieces flew
By upturning that board where a loss might ensue.


The cards were dropped from the hand where they hid,
As if this was better when there wasn't a bid.

The rules were changed to affect those who play,
For winners might have won in their unsportsmanlike way.


The debate was deemed o'er, as invectives flew
Because the losing side just might have been who?

Competition, some say, is an evil, crass thing
Unless they're the winner, whereupon they would sing:


"Hurray for me, the other side's whipped."
When cheating's a part of the argument's script.

In clear-spoken terms and by rules most agreed,
The losing side often embarks on a screed


Of "unfair, unreasonable, unjust" and more:
This is the way they'd settle their score.

When losing the argument, some think it best
To turn over the game board, spill the hand, and the rest,
And turn to thump on an emotional breast.

An argument postponed is no debate done,
Just ploy after ploy in a fabric cheap spun
To say that the loser might've probably won.

 


 

Fascist is as fascist does

Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV): "There's a little bug inside of me which wants to get the FCC to say to FOX and to MSNBC: 'Out. Off. End. Goodbye.' It would be a big favor to political  discourse; our ability to do our work here in Congress, and to the American people, to be able to talk with each other and have some faith in their government and more importantly, in their future." (17 November 2010)

Fascist is as fascist does;
One needs few definitions.
    When one considers the iron fist,
    It's time for premonitions.
That little bug spoke no restraint,
But tipped its blind ambition;
    It sought to stifle each complaint
    With fascist prohibition.
When words become its enemy
And opinion must be killed,
    It's certain fascism's infamy
    Runs pure, ripe, undistilled.
That fascists wear a fine disguise
Does not mean they're not there;
    Rather, we see in fascist cries,
    They hunger from their lair.
There's that bug inside of them
Which seeks to rule and reign;
    This is their ugly stratagem,
    To crush those who'd complain.
This is not what freedom seeks,
Nor what the free man wills.
    But such a bug just stinks. It reeks,
    Then rages, before it kills.
Should one have faith in such a bug?
Should one be loyal, true?
    Or should one quickly pull the rug
    Out from under such a view?
A free man with a free man's urge
Will not compliant be;
    Fascism which plans its purge
    Should be hounded up a tree,
And shown to all what rightly is,
That fascists are but thugs.
    One needs no silly wordy quiz
    To define such fascist bugs.

While history shows us jack boot types,

We need to oft recall,

    Before the boots came prototypes,

    But fascists, one and all,

Who broached no opposition

And raged at speech so free

    To justify its prohibition,

    Choosing power viciously.

Fascist is as fascist does;
One needs no definitions.
    When they presume the iron fist,
    Bugs shed their inhibitions.

Out. Off. End. Goodbye.

This is how fascists would have us die.

 


 

Good Old Obfuscation

Good old obfuscation
Rears its hydra heads
To blather to each nation
And loose its vexing threads.
Clutter up the chatters
And mess with people's heads,
For all that is the matters
Is that logic is torn to shreds.
Dear old obfuscation
Three-card Monty's you;
Its "palm the ace" fixation
Hides its aims from view.
Maybe, yes and no way
Flow like ocean tides,
Shifting sands till doomsday
As clarity subsides
Into dreary obfuscation's
Webs of vast deceit,
With its many gray gradations
Where yes and no might meet
In knots tied Gordian tight
With chains of deep despair,
To shelter it from the light
Of truth's simple baring glare.
Frightened obfuscation
Runs to flee the light
For truth is like castration
To its stupid, macho might.
Cut off from its flight
Of fancy words and snares
It shows that rancor and its spite
Are all that it declares.

 


 

 

The Sum and End of It

He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer,
Not even the sharpest spoon.
He wasn't the bright boy he believed,
But rather a full-fledged loon.

Yet fledged-full loony verve like his
Made him climb and scramble high,
Until one day his grip came loose.
Then, gravity did apply.

He'd been held aloft and aided oft
By other full-fledged loons,
Who full believed the time was ripe
For a leader of buffoons.

Consequences come to all,
To all as just to one.
Predicting them is part of life,
And sometimes oddly fun.

Such consequences rumbled by
To cries of great surprise,
The looniest of the loons laid low,
As reality clarifies.

 

Some loons will say that I've attacked

Their favorite, chosen child.

In answer to such thoughts as theirs,

More than theirs are herein reviled.

 

This riddle applies not just to one,

For more than one there are

Who prove themselves so loony

By fumbling for their star.

It is said by those among us
That one cannot polish shit.
A rather base conclusion, but
That's the sum and end of it.

 


 

Cherished Cultural Myths

"High school history teacher James Corbett, found to have violated a student's First Amendment rights last year by disparaging Christianity in class, on Saturday urged 'intellectuals of all political persuasions' to push back against the 'right-wing authoritarianism' that is eroding mutual tolerance and democracy in America. Speaking at a convention in Irvine hosted by the Orange County chapter of the high IQ society Mensa, Corbett railed against what he described as anti-intellectual conservatives who rely on 'submission' and 'cherished cultural myths' to maintain power and influence." In "Intellectuals must 'push back,' urges teacher sued by student," by Scott Martindale, The Orange County Register, September 4, 2010.

Cherished cultural myths include
The ones just baked today;
They are not all from recipes
Past centuries hoorayed.
                        Right-wing, left-wing chatterers
                        Speak myths which they believe
                        Including the myths of Left and Right,
                        Some served up to deceive.
Marx was one to peddle myths,
The Frankfurt School and such.
They also are our myth makers
Whose myths some teachers clutch.
                        A fellow teaching history
                        Should know the lessons well.
                        While old beliefs proved brutal,
                        The new ones brewed their hell.
One cannot prove that God exists;
Belief needs no proof for this.
One also cannot ever prove
The utopians' dreamed-of bliss.
                        The newest social myths, one finds,
                        Are failing left and right,
                        As they bankrupt nations, trample men,
                        With the same old bitter fight.
Who's in charge and who shall lead
Remain their arguments.
The newest cherished social myths
Are so often without sense.
                        That "all political persuasions"
                        Should "push" against the Right
                        Shows Mister Teacher's politics
                        Is all about the fight
By one side's cherished social myths
To wage faux-intellectual war,
For "all political persuasions"
Includes the ones he'd gore.
                        This is logic and lingo twisted
                        Into raging, silly rants
                        As Mister Teacher's history's is left,
                        His Leftism myth to enhance.
The cultural myths of Left and Right
Are myths, indeed, my friend,
And when one says one side's correct,
The other is a sinner's trend.
                        Cherished cultural myths are tools
                        Which make for cultural war,
                        Because that is what such myths all say
                        And what the myths are for.
Don't believe proud intellectuals
Who say they know it all,
For after all the haughty pride
Comes ever the well-known fall.
                        Cherished cultural myths include
                        The ones just hatched today;
                        They aren't all from recipes
                        Past centuries hoorayed.

Intellectuals like him hold to myths,

Often not fully aware,

But that is most unkind of me

To note this truth, unfair.

                        Cherished cultural myths include

                        All theories and beliefs

                        Which must be held by faith in things,

                        As yet unproved motifs

Like creationism in all forms,

From the genesis to that dear Big Bang,

To Darwin's sweet theory as it evolves,

To postmodernism's tart meringue.

                        Folks believe in many things,

                        Even when they say they don't.

                        The ones who say they don't believe?

                        They can't confess. They won't.

But they believe, for all men do,

In some things they cannot prove.

Rather than confess them as belief,

They'd rather yours disapprove.

                        Which brings us back to that old game

                        Of cherished cultural myths

                        Which are worshipped still today

                        In the newest carved megaliths.

Cherished cultural myths include
The ones just baked today;
They are not all from recipes
Past centuries hoorayed.

 


 

All Things in Moderation

All things in moderation, so they say.
It is, however, an empty word play.
    Moderate Nazis were moderate men?
    Moderate Maoists are moderate? When?
Moderate Chernobyl ruined a land.
Is moderate Communism a moderate brand?
    Moderate synthesis twixt evil and good?
    Is that how moderation should be understood?
Moderate Stalinists practiced genocide?
Is that moderation? Think well and decide.
    Moderate millions killed as a choice
    Gives moderation its deadly, dark voice.
Moderate Klansmen? Moderate hate?
Moderation is a word of moderate weight.
    Moderate truth and moderate lies?
    Such moderation poisons the wise.
Moderation in all things? How?
Moderate synthesis twixt then and now?
    Moderation in all things often fails
    For moderation is a logic which ails.
Principles and justice and honor and right,
These are not moderate, they put it to flight.
    All things in moderation is pabulum small
    When moderation causes man's greatness to fall.

 


 

Just Because

'"Father," said one of the rising generation to his paternal progenitor, "if I should call this cow's tail a leg, how many legs would she have?" "Why five, to be sure." "Why, no, father; would calling it a leg make it one?" Edward Josiah Stears' Notes on Uncle Tom's Cabin (1853) p. 46.

Just because you call it that
Can never make a dog a cat.
        Just because you say it's so
        Will never prove that high is low.
Just because you stamp your feet,
Cold won't equal summer's heat.
        Just because you speak a name
        Does not bolster every claim.
Just because you spout some word
Does not prove you're not absurd.
        "Just because" is no reply,
        And cannot easily answer, "why?"
Just because a word flies by
Is never proof it's not a lie.
        Trust too much in words or men?
        It's sure you'll be betrayed again.

 


 

A Tiny Lie

"For the last few years, federal agencies have defended body scanning by insisting that all images will be discarded as soon as they're viewed. The Transportation Security Administration claimed last summer, for instance, that 'scanned images cannot be stored or recorded.' Now it turns out that some police agencies are storing the controversial images after all." In "Feds admit storing checkpoint body scan images," by Declan McCullagh, cnet news, August 4, 2010

A tiny lie,
    Like government,
        Comes to spy on us.
It says they don't.
    What's more, they won't,
        Except they do, and thus
A tiny lie
    Is government,
        Which lies with callousness.

 


 

Three Little Democrats

"The new requirements follow reports by The Times that Bell spent $1.6 million annually on just three city employees, including nearly $800,000 on the city manager. Council members drew pay for serving on multiple city panels, some of which met at the same time or for as little a minute." In the Los Angeles Times Blogs, by Rich Connell, August 3, 2010.

Three little Democrats rang a city's bell,
Which seemed at first to ring quite well;
Joyous was the sound, so rich and full,
To ears plugged deaf by political bull.

Three little Democrats pocketed change
As hope leached out in numbers strange
And debt increased and burdens swelled;
Then the bell rang sour and the people yelled.

Three little Democrats squeezed the bell's town,
With few first noticing, few to frown,
Until their excrement hit the spinning fan,
And then the three? They turned and ran.

Three little Democrats fattened on lean,
Are now are exposed to have been quite mean;
Hardened of heart, though three made rich,
Their greasy gravy train lies in the ditch.

Three little Democrats thrived a while,
On political pork and their common bile.
That's the way that that politics works;
Average Joes heisted by political jerks.

 

Three little Democrats are the iceberg's tip;

Titanic in scope is the scandals' grip.

Political servants and their parties feed

To teach us that politics is first about greed.

 


 

Social Tensions

"China is struggling to contain social tensions, and anger over issues ranging from the cost of health care to a rapidly widening rich-poor gap in the past has exploded into violence." Reuters News Service, as reprinted in the New York Times, July 30, 2010

Social tensions are really nothing new,
And nothing seems historically askew,
For gaps between the rich and poor
Have always played the saboteur.

As always tensions rise and rise
Which should not come as some surprise.
Socialists lead themselves to wealth,
By politics' clever social stealth.

They claim things must be as they are
With the poor beneath each commissar.
Storm clouds gather in the yellowed skies.
So shall tensions such as these evermore arise.

 


 

Some people will

Some people will, while some folks won't.
Some folks'll do, and some of us don't.


Some of us can, and some simply can't.
Some simply shall, while others simply shan't.


Others surely should not, but then some should.
Gosh, I wouldn't, while other folks would.


Men are made equal, so I hear said,
But from what I see here, I conclude instead


That some will be free, while some will stay slave,
Based lots on their choices from birth to their grave.

 


 

Icarus meets the sun

Icarus meets the sun,
And his graceless fall's begun;
Those myth-fired wings blaze brightly,
As the well-cooked goose is done.
    Pinions lofted by lofty fools
    Soar according to all the rules;
    But the rules demand duly their due,
    In maelstroms' whirling whirlpools.
Sound and fury cluster
After the boast and bluster;
Reach for stars? Grasp at straws?
From rooster to feather duster.
    Wax wings melt and feathers toast,
    Though each Icarus flies almost
    To where his fable always ends,
    Burnt, worn, false, sclerosed.

 


 

Worries

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and hence clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

Caldrons of slop,
Politics stirred,
Whipped up non-stop,
Worries absurd.
            Cooking the news,
            The stories, the books,
            Lighting each fuse
            And goading the kooks.
Solutions proposed
Add to the woes,
Power's disposed
To come to hard blows.
            Worry and wanting
            And waiting and waste,
            Politics grunting,
            But never shame faced.
Put them aside,
Far, distant, away.
Labor detoxified,
Through a worries-freed day.
            Caldrons might boil,
            News might explode.
            But simply toil
            Down a worry-light road.
Work independent,
Steadfast against lies,
Thought worries might vent
They shake not the wise.

 


 

Never forget

"Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal." Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)

Never forget.
        Never forget that legal
                Is not always moral.
Never forget.
        Never forget that power
                Is not always might.
Never forget.
        Never forget that need
                Is not always want.
Never forget.
        Never forget that government
                Is not always good.
Never forget.
        Never forget, for forgetting
                Begins the cycle again.

 


 

Freddie and Fannie and Barney and Frank

"These two entities - Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac - are not facing any kind of financial crisis." Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, 2003.

Freddie and Fannie and Barney and Frank
        Went up to the Hill for their money.
Fannie lost lots as the markets went tank
        While Barney thought nothing seemed funny.
Freddie was swimming in ink bleeding red
        As Fannie was floundering awful,
Barney hoped folks wouldn't think he had bred
        The calamitous mess which was "lawful."
Barney was frank with the folks as he said
        He'd never said quite what he'd said,
Lest we might confuse the words he had fed
        To the gullible masses he'd bred.
This is not my crisis, and I am no joke,
        For somebody else is at fault.
I meant what said, when I simply misspoke;
        The fault lies with Randy John Galt.

 


 

Little is enough

"...the pure righteous do not complain of the dark, but increase the light; they do not complain of evil, but increase justice; they do not complain of heresy, but increase faith; they do not complain of ignorance, but increase wisdom." In "Arpilei Tohar", p. 27–28, by Abraham Isaac Kook (1865–1935)

 

There are horrors in this world;
I thought you should know.
You cannot save each victim
Nor battle all the foe.
            You can do but little,
            Yet little is enough.
            If each would act his part
            And call the horrors' bluff,
The world would make another step
As our liberty, our love
And peace advance yet further
Like manna from above.
            But when one ear turns deaf
            And when one eye stays blind,
            And when some voice is stilled,
            The world cannot be kind.
The horrors in this world
Shrink from truth and light;
They might win a battle
But are never in the right.
            You cannot save each victim
            Nor alone defeat the foe,
            But you can do a little;
            Thereby shall freedom grow.

 


 

Equality

"Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude. " - Alexis de Tocqueville (French historian and political scientist. 1805-1859)

All men must be equal;
We'll see this made a fact.
If one's too tall, we'll cut him down
With an equalizing act.
        If one's too bright, he must look dumb,
        If one's too nice, we'll see him glum,
All men shall be equal;
We'll see this made a fact.
If one's too rich, we'll rob from him
As our equalizing act.
        If one thinks independently,
        We'll penalize such effrontery.
All men will be equal;
We'll see this made a fact.
There are, of course, some exemptions
For our leadership compact.
        This might be seem a coup,
        But we must be more equal than are you.
All men must be equal;
We'll see this made a fact.
If one complains, we'll mow him down
With our equalizing act.

        This was foreseen more than a century ago.
        Why reject this truth? What does history show?
        Men shouting equality enslaved other men,
        Imprisoned, tortured, murdered, and then....

All men must be equal,
Grows louder and grows shrill.
The lesson? The truth?
It's whatever those masters will?
        If you stand against this tide, be equal to the lords
        For that is the equality, what true liberty affords.
        The masterful gasp with fear and rage with lordly fright
        To find that true equality is greater than their might.

 


 

Let's borrow - a nonsense poem for these modern times

 "The most disturbing aspect of West European performance since 1973 has been the staggering rise in unemployment. In 1994-8 the average level was nearly 11% of the labor force. This is higher than the depressed years of the 1930s." Angus Maddison, Emeritus Professor and economist, University of Groningen (1926-2010), in 2001

Let's borrow to aid some borrowers
Who are deeply deep in debt.
Let's borrow as we're the borrowers
And blind to debt-filled threat.
And when we're deep in trouble
And need a helping hand,
We'll look for others to borrow
To aid with what we've planned,
            Which is....
To borrow to aid some borrowers
Who are deeply deep in debt.
Round and round the logic goes,
An insanely foolish bet.
This is not economically sensible,
But logically comes to its end
As borrowers fall upon their faces
While looking for some friend
To borrow to aid those borrowers
Who are deeply deep in debt.
Round and round the story goes,
Like a double-down daring bet.

 


 

Totalitarian

"The Soviet Union was a very complicated state and if we speak honestly, the regime that was built in the Soviet Union... cannot be called anything other than totalitarian," he said. "Unfortunately, this was a regime where elementary rights and freedoms were suppressed." President Dmitry Medvedev, in "Russian president slams USSR," Agence France-Presse, 7 May 2010

Suppress their speech, and press them hard;
Freedom is but a cheap canard.
    The collective knows what's right and best;
    Dissent must therefore be repressed.
Regimes are central, power fed,
And by their wisdom men are led
    To toe the mark and toe it well,
    For as they know and as they tell
The total scheme is great and grand,
And not the little people's planned
    Life of happiness and sport,
    But of some other fearsome sort
Where speech is crime, and punished hard
And freedom's is a dark canard.
    Elementary rights, you say?
    Not when regimes would have their way.
Totalitarian powers turn and twist,

And strike their blows with hammered fist.
    Elementary rights cannot live,
    When freedom is held so captive.

It cannot be called other than it is;

Call it totalitarian? Take the quiz.

 


 

Wrong is right

"I sit on a man's back, choking him, and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by any means possible, except getting off his back."  Writings on Civil Disobedience and Nonviolence (1886) – Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

Wrong is right;
        Say it strong
When you're affright
        To say "I'm wrong."
Ignore the wrong?
        No! Call it right,
And then erelong
        Play out this sleight.
Wrong is right;
        It must be so!
Rage on with might
        And reigning blow!
Wrong is right,
        Long say you thus.
Obscure the light,
        But rile and fuss!
Your dernier cri
        Awaits one day,
When few might see
        You come to say,
"Wrong is wrong,
        And that's a fact;
A pretty song,
        Fallacious act.
Right was right
        All along,
But I was affright
        To say "I'm wrong."

 


 

Disjunct

A field mouse rummages in the fallen leaves,
                                                        As nations totter and mankind grieves.
A leaf buds out towards the warming light,
                                                        While interest groups grumble, grouse and fight.
A bee's hopscotch follows, bloom to bloom,
                                                        As social disagreements fuss and fume.
A stream carries off the winter's snow,
                                                        While anxieties multiply, "studies show."
A cloud passes over in glorious sail,
                                                        As men like dogs chase their own tail.
The seasons march in an ordered pace,
                                                        While nations puff with a pouting face.
The beetle scurries with his million friends
                                                        As doomsdays' seers see worlds' ends.
Rain follows drought, as in millennia passed,
                                                        But news just seems to rush so fast.
Galaxies dance in high heaven's vault,
                                                        While men argue over some stupid fault.
Alpha to Omega speaks birth to dust;
                                                        Yet still so many men with yet still so little trust.
A field mouse burrows and an eagle soars.

                                                        Little men choose their little wars.

 


 

Pork Philosopher

“Is it better to be a satisfied pig or a dissatisfied Socrates?” Anthony Flew (1923-2010)

A satisfied pig is a role I've done well,
But as crusty Socrates I can sometimes excel.
The problem is that I know them both,
And so that's my answer to what Flew quoth.
I'm a thoughtful, porcine, poor cynical chap
As both these roles seem to sort of overlap.
Satisfied with dissatisfaction is my life long claim,
And as long as I live, I suppose I'll be game
To sometimes enact that satisfied pig,
Then wallow philosophically when not too infra dig.

 


 

Hook, line and sinker

"The concept of common sense is largely rooted in hegemonic dominance." Attributed to anonymous commentator with the moniker, Snipzor, in blog post, 12 April 2010.

You swallowed his bait, his hook, and his sinker.
You might have swallowed his boat; what a thinker.
The way you've used words tells the books that you've read,
But you've proved your words are repeated, instead,
For thinking originally is to put old Gramsci aside,
And consider a moment that to him you're too tied,
As you prove yourself rooted in his hegemonic domain
Which repeats like a mantra, an odd phrase, a refrain,
All to sing of how cleverly read you might seem,
When you assert silly notions from an oft-failed scheme.


The lingo you use says a lot right up front,
And, Snipzor, I see you've some dog in the hunt
Which barks like a Marxist at plain common sense,
With a well-worn phrase as your limp-wrist offence.
To quote from the past with its errors you admire
Just proves yourself stuck in its hegemonic quagmire.
Is common sense so very uncommon to you,
That you'd rather swim in a Gramscian stew?


Cultural hegemony is a game all can play,
But when that happens the Marxists dismay
For when all will fish in the same running stream,
Then Gramscian hegemony is a fisherman's dream.
"I swear, it was really this large," you cry,
Your hands wide apart as if you did spy
The biggest old fish in the deepest of lakes.
But you've caught something else, for heaven sakes!

It's smells like old rubbish you've dredged up, I pen,

Which has swallowed you, hook, line and sinker again.

 


 

You May But

You may well have that
                proverbial heart of gold,
But             So does the hard-boiled egg,
                I am told.
You may feel that love
                which folks vow cannot die,
But             Your body will do so,
                we know, by and by.
You may have that urge
                to reach for the stars,
But             Stars blaze with fire
                and fire leaves scars.
You may risk it all
                for the greatest of thrills,
But             Sometimes the risks
                become bone-breaking spills.
You may be quite certain
                that truth's on your side,
But             Outcomes unplanned
                often hammer such pride.
You may, but you may not;
                that's always in play.
But             May you? Or not?
                Time will tell, straightaway.

 


 

After-dinner Mint

"How awful that the artist has become nothing but the after-dinner mint of society." Samuel Barber  (1910-1981)

An after-dinner mint is sharp yet delightfully bittersweet,
        For it is icing on one's cake when dining is complete.
For those with massive burdens who ache from woe to woe,
        The notion of fine dining is not something they might well know.


An after-dinner mint completes a leisurely large repast,
        And testifies that society has a cultured and upper caste.


For those who hunger, fraught with fear for what tomorrow brings,
        It doesn't mean a tinker's damn when some soprano sings.


An after-dinner mint is made of tangy sugared stuff,
        And those who get that far in life haven't got it tough.


For them the average Joe's daily grind is savored from afar,
        And if you're having your dinner mint, it's upper crust you are
Compared to those who scrape and toil to earn some daily bread,
        And never think about that mint or its prelude, a festive spread
Of foods and drinks that many folks will not have at their table
        By simple reason that they can't, nor shan't; they're simply unable
To worry about an after-dinner mint which punctuates a feast,
        For those who hunger this very day, of their worries that mint is least.


Is it awful that artists become their society's after-dinner mint?
        No! how fortunate an artist's sweet work can be at least a peppermint.

 


 

A Better Life Awaits

"He who to enjoy Plato's elysium, / leaped into the sea, / Cleombrotus." Milton: Paradise Lost, iii. 471-3.

A better life awaits:
The fool is he who hesitates.
    So says the fool philosopher.
       

All grass is greener there:
And cleaner too is all the air.
    So maps the blind cartographer.


Let's rush on towards our ends:
For there awaits our dear, true friends.
    So lures alluring Lucifer.
       

Siren calls sing sweet
Of comings lives far more complete?
    The fool is death's conspirator.


Have such fools not seen
Life's joys, not death's? The gulf between?
    Fools chose, but then they err.

 


 

Easy comes hard

Are there faster ways to get there?
Less strenuous paths to tread?
Fewer steps to the mountain top?
Easier ways to make bread?
            Are there corners to be cut?
            Does down and dirty work?
            Will some do that which I will not?
            Where do easy answers lurk?
Are there cheaper ways to get rich?
Simpler ways to get smart?
Lighter burdens when carrying a load?
Answering requires a start
            On the diligent work of seeking
            Without asking that corners be cut.
            Easy comes hard, but the earning
            Of Easy demands we answer what,
And why, and how, and when
Such questions are posed anew;
Then hard work makes Easy easy
And progress is furthered anew.

 


 

Beethoven ripped

"There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven." Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

 

Beethoven ripped an emperor's name

    from his bright and brilliant third,
For honor due some new emperor

    was simply too absurd.
Beethoven erred, believing words,

    when music sings out truth,
And learned thereby that emperors' words

    are too often a sharpened tooth,
To gnaw at freedom's lofty terms

    and deal in stealth with chains,
And cry aloud in outrage when

    some mere composer complains.
The door to hope Beethoven saw

    was made of smoke and mirror,
While real hope is sung aloud

    when to Beethoven we draw nearer.

Musicological logic in rhyme

    speaks to such an affair

That thunders in his symphonies

    for joyous freedom everywhere.

 


 

Hotel Stupidity

Checking in is easy, but checking out's a bitch.
    It's a stinking pile of lunacy that scrapes each oozing itch.
It has all those silly answers, bright as night and clear as mud,
    To consume its hosts like cancers, while spewing forth its flood.
Its party's simple masquerade hides behind its masks,
    But with its bills so oft unpaid it runs, and begs and asks,
Who will pay for our mistakes? Not empty-handed us.
    It must someone else that turns our stupidity to a plus.
That college of hard knocks lies just across the street,
    Its doors gape wide -- no locks, stupidity must vote with its feet.
Attendance is just a matter of time, and time waits, calm, serene.
    The classes challenge folks to climb up from their stupid scene.
Graduation is damn hard work, there's no avoiding that.
    If stupid thinks that it can shirk, hard knocks will knock it flat.
Checking in was easy, and checking out's a bitch.
    It's always a pile of lunacy that just deepens each seeping itch.


Pretty damn smart

"Dubito ergo cogito ergo sum." René Descartes (1596-1650) in Le Discours de la methode (1637)

If you think
        I think myself
                Pretty damn smart,
I think that
        You think yourself
                Pretty damn smart.
Seems folks all think
        We think ourselves
                Pretty damn smart.
The question remains....

        What fools don't think they're

                Pretty damn smart?

This is why we fools

        All think we're

                Pretty damn smart.

 


 

Earth Hour Follies

"Environment Minister Barry Penner was hoping to spark a little romance with his wife over a candlelit dinner Saturday during Earth Hour. Instead, he accidentally set his cat on fire." Rob Shaw, Calgary Herald, "Flaming cat lights up B.C. environment minister's Earth Hour" 29 March 2010

The earth is yearning,
Say socialites,
To be ministered to, and stat.

"Our earth is burning.
Let's douse the lights,
Lighting candles" -- and the cat.

Sometimes, concerning
Wee oversights,
Fire leaps up from the fat.

It was undiscerning,
Such a ploy ignites
The minister's candles -- and his cat.

 


 

Busted

My give a shit is busted --
The cowboy said, not gruff.
I saw he was disgusted,
That chap had had enough

Of all the 'you should care,'
And 'you should this,'
And 'everyone should be aware;'
Each day something else's amiss.

But comes that time in no time
When to care too much is crap.
And so with all crime and grime
I'll vote with that cowboy chap.

My give a shit is busted --
I know it sounds quite hard.
But noise cannot be trusted
And much is just canard

To gin up cash and carry
For those who wring their hands
Each time a 'you should' fairy
Comes advocating brands

Like 'you should care' and such,
Which means cough up just more dough.
If you would care for all that much,
Then you pay; I'll take a hike and go.

 


 

The bill for your good intentions

"I’m very much concerned about the fiscal situation...." Alan Greenspan, in "Greenspan Calls Treasury Yields ‘Canary in the Mine’" Bloomberg News, 26 March 2010

The bill for your good intentions is coming due this day;
There is no point in arguing or trying to run away.
The bill collector won't take "no" in answer to his knock,
And the costly consequence seems to have caused you quite a shock.

The bill for your good intentions is payable today.
There are no dividends at all, as debt stays not away.
Better just to pay the thing, and be done with all the mess,
For this is earnest, toughened life, and not some game like chess.

The bill for your good intentions comes rapping at your door;
Though such a knock began quite soft, it has become a roar.
If you try to turn away and ignore the red ink's flow,
The debt will only wait a while, and grow and grow and grow.

The bill for your good intentions engorges with delight;
That is its nature, don't you see? It is not vicious spite.
Commonsense had urged you to choose some other path,
But you with good intentions now suffer from their wrath.

It was those good intentions which seemed quite brave and bold,
But debt demands repayment in something mundane as gold.
Was the party all you wished? Have you had your fill?
Well, sadly, now the time has come to present you with your bill.

 


 

At the trough

Piggies at the trough
        shove each other off:
"It's mine!"

        "No, mine!"

                "No mine!"


Biggies at the trough
        all agree! "Hands off,
"Except for me!"

        "For me!"

                "For me!"


Munching on what's left
        leaves the trough bereft
Until it's filled

        again and

                then again.


And when the trough runs dry,
        ah then, the oink! The cry!
"Where's mine?"

        "No, mine?"

                "Where's Mine?"


Oink and snort, wallowing,
        while ever more swallowing
Is how quickly

        the troughs

                run dry.


As piggies at each trough
    shove each other off;
"It's mine!"

        "No, mine!"

                "No, mine!"


"Where's enough for me?
        "The problem is, I see,
"Yes, you!

        "It's you!

                "Oink, you!"

 


 

Black Markets

Black fertile fields of markets boldly black:
When rulers fumbling fail, each will turn its back
To function as each did before
The rulers came knocking at black markets' door.

Black fertile soils of individual work:
When rulers grab, the productive shirk
The grasping of the ruling class,
For freedom lies hidden in its tall black grass.

Black fertile imaginations darkly dream
When rulers fail, and answers stream
Down flowing rivers of enterprise bright
Which, toiling, work from morning through to night.

Black making markets live and thereby thrive,
Even as black-hearted rulers strive
To savagely crush them for the day.
But black markets live on and on, come what may.

 


 

O golly

O golly, gosh, gee whiz, o my!
Whatever shall I do?
Oh horror, wow, what, how and why?
I haven't got a clue!
Ah, well, chill out, lay back, and smile,
To know this much is true:
I'll make it up as I go along,
Then, send the bill to you.

 


 

In a Kindly Manner

"I also made it quite clear that Socialism means equality of income or nothing, and that under Socialism you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught, and employed whether you like it or not. If it were discovered that you had not character and industry enough to be worth all this trouble, you might possibly be executed in a kindly manner; but whilst you were permitted to live you would have to live well." George Bernard Shaw, Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism and Capitalism, p. 470.

In a kindly manner,
You will be put to work,
And in a kindly manner,
You'll not be allowed to shirk.
            In a kindly manner,
            We'll set you to your task,
            And in a kindly manner,
            You'll not be allowed to ask.
You will not be kindly allowed to be
Poor or idle, but like it or not,

If you balk at our good work
You'll be taken out and shot.
            In a kindly manner.

 


 

Excessive Demand

Free lunches will no longer be served
    due to excessive demand.
It's unavoidable, but we've observed,
    our policy was not well planned.
It was fine to lure you folks all in,
    and get you to the table;
Then our budget took it on the chin,
    now we're no longer able
To serve free lunches to you all
    as we had once advertised;
For free lunches made an excessive call
    on our finances, amortized.
We can no longer afford to offer you
    our finest blue plate dinner,
For bankruptcy has come, it's true,
    but think! -- you'll all be thinner
For learning no free lunch exists
    in this establishment,
For free and fee don't coexist
    except when no nourishment
Comes to one and comes to all,
    by way of closing down.
Please don't make a scene or brawl,
    as now we flee your town.

 


 

The Social Justice Game

"To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all." Karl Kraus (1874-1936)

A radical's no radical
With a pension so divine
As to make others rather curious
To peek into his shrine
Of words and words and words and words
By which radicals do shine,
For behind it all is capital,
As capital's the sign...

That radicals love their money
As true capitalists all confess,
But used their socially wordy words
To heap their piles for -- yes --
That capital which should stay with them
In this shining game of chess,
And not be siphoned off today
By all the things they stress.

Social justice is for others folks,
While they've worked hard for cash,
They say, when push will come to shove,
And the calm becomes a splash.
"What's mine is mine is mine,
Not yours nor for other heirs
Who would take away my surety
And leave me lesser shares."

The weighty academic types,
The bureaucrats galore,
They expect to reap richly well
What they say must be their "more."
Let's take from them as they from us,
To settle up the score,
And learn that socialists are fair
Only when they run the store.

Revolutions come around,
As round and round they spin,
As sooner as with later,
They come to kith and kin
Who've labored in the fields
Of the social justice spin,
And harvested their treasure trove,
And thought it a sure win.

But arithmetic then comes along
To look at bottom lines,
And begins to think quite clearly
On the sure and certain signs
That folks who've got a lot cash
Include each monkeyshine
Of social justice balderdash 
And their pensions so divine.

Fattened far more than the average man,
They labor in their speech
To say all the most progressive things
While into others' wallets reach.
A revolution goes around,
And when one practices what they preach,
We see the fattened bureaucrats
Will rage, and roil and screech.

"I worked hard for what I got,
And reject such sacrilege,
And if it happens to be such
That it's more than average,
Why that's the way this game is played,
Of well-stuffed social privilege,
And I shan't yield of my hefty haul
 Palmed by politics' patronage.

"Go away, leave me alone,
Your problem is not mine!
Go seek your justice somewhere else,
For I am doing fine.
A public servant should live well
When he's toed his party's line."
But having more than most, hear tell,
They'll be found out to have been just swine.

 


 

I'm Sorry

Gosh, I'm sorry.
 I thought you knew.
  So long ago
   I gave up on you.
    I'm off and on
     Some other chase,
      That whereupon
       I might embrace
       Some lovely joy,
         Some other life,
          Another toy
           Aside from strife.
            Now, off you go
             To seek your bliss;
              There's naught I owe
               To you for this.
                I choose my path
                 Which leads away
                  From your small wrath
                   And dismal play.
                    There's quiet peace;
                     I wander off.
                      It's not caprice.
                       I do not scoff.
                        I simply go
                         Away from you.
                          By this, I'll grow.
                           Why, you might too.

 


 

Bursting bubbles

Bursting bubbles in the glass
Rising swift to burst, alas;
But when it's champagne or a golden beer,
There seems quite fully cause for cheer.

Bursting bubbles mounting up,
When mere numbers, drain the cup;
Inflating values never there
Might seem so very much unfair.

But who puffed up and who ballooned?
Who ripped raw a numbered wound?
Those who had refused to play
Have found that they've been spared this day.

Balloons go boom, and they go pop.
A house of cards falls with a plop.
If one is not out on that field,
The game's collapse is not fate sealed.

As the cauldron comes to boil,
That which is inside must rage and roil.
But if one is distant and disengaged,
The bursting bubble will have been well caged.

The players, coaches, rubes and all
Will find the bubble's burst not small.
Those who did not attend nor play
Will have something saved for that rainy day.

Life goes on, with love and laughter,
From now until our last hereafter.
When one sees a bubble distended, skewed,
It's better to have stayed away, and shrewd.

 


 

In the worker's paradise

"The Times met four women in a safe house in China this week who fled recently across the frontier. They described despair in North Korea at the growing prospect of starvation in the Stalinist state." In "North Koreans fear the country is on the verge of a new famine," The Times, 20 March 2010

In the workers' paradise,
It is often very nice
To have a bowl of rice
Before some "no one" dies.

It's the Stalinists on top
Who are socialism's cop
And planned their failing crop
To whit, another dies.

If the nation's on the verge,
Perhaps a little purge
Of the government, I urge
Lest another dies.

But no, the world's eyes
Prefer food aid programs' lies,
To prop up all those guys
And then? Another dies.

But God forbid a war
Might be again in store
Between the "less" and "more"
That someone dies.

Better, for this peaceful day,
To leave things, come what may,
And look the other way
As another "no one" dies.

 


 

Answers

Have all problems answers?
Pondering on our lot,
I think perhaps they don't;
Man is a strangely Gordian knot.
            Alexandrine solutions
            Solve little with a stroke,
            For cutting to the quick
            Is Alexander's mythic joke,
For it unties nothing much,
But severs knots in twain,
And doing such unties them not,
Gordian problems do not wane.
            Have all answers problems?
            Oft folks say they do,
            But so many times our answers
            Cause further knots; it's true.
Consequences unforeseen
Lurk beneath the lure
Of answers for all problems;
Of this I am most sure.
            Alexander had his sword
            As stage prop in the tale
            To boldly cut one Gordian cord,
            But, ah, the myth's turned stale.
Often answers swirl and twist
To birth the newest ills,
For problem solving often comes
With unexpected frills,
            Like problems unforeseen
            Which answers have raised up,
            Intractable, inescapable,
            To refill man's bitter cup.
Answers fill the histories
With heroes in each tale,
And then time passes with the clock
And the heroes seem to pale.
            Our answers oft prove problems
            As a story's bitter end,
            And many answers' prophets
            Were man's enemy, not his friend.


 

Revolutionary Economics

Spending borrowed money that they didn't have
Like a grandly glorious money salve
On each self-inflicted societal wound,
Was to be paid someday when money had ballooned
Into something worth less than yesterday,
For that is the game treasuries play.
            Some more money that they didn't own
            Was slathered like a cankered loan
            On all the loss and debt and waste
            For on these things was politics based,
            As treasuries added zeros to what once was,
            One grew to ten grew to hundreds of claws
            To grasp and hold and tear and wound
            Because political economics never pruned
            Spending borrowed money it did not have
            As a grandly glorious money salve
            On the newest self-inflicted societal wound --
            Debt, its threat and folly crooned
            As answer to society's ills and pains
            Until the numbers were forged to chains.
The newest wage slaves to this monetary scheme
Were not yet born; they were still a dream.
But as they wake and learn their fate,
One can foresee they'll refuse this weight.
Those debts will all be washed away,
As revolutions rise up in that coming day.


 

Politicians at any price

"Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker said: 'These revelations show that our former Prime Minister is for sale - he is driven by making as much money as possible. I think many people will find it deeply insensitive that he is apparently cashing in on his contacts from the Iraq war to make money for himself.'"  Daily Mail, United Kingdom, 19th March 2010

Politicians are bought at a hefty price
From liberal parties -- how very nice;
    They grasp and grab at power and wealth
    With dodges, subterfuge and stealth.
Not content to just serve their nation,
They serve their growing intoxication
    To have, and have more, and yet even more,
    As if being liberal has settled their score.
Serving the "good" they then become rich,
Which proves their words were just part of a pitch.
    A former Prime Minster's been for sale?
    It sounds like an oft-told, ancient tale.
Corruption looks good on a Tony so bright,
Until the whole game is lit up with light.
    Then shine a beam upon the whole cheesy mess,
    And learn again how things retrogress.
The progress made by a progressive hack
Is just one step forward with two steps back.


 

Leave me be

Are you so good as to judge me bad;
Are you are so right as to think me cad.
How precious all your anomie.
Now go away, and leave me be.


 

Ideology

"People often ask me why I left the Soviet Union. The real question is: How is it possible so many Americans ask such an absurd question?" Svetlana Kunin, in Investors, 9 March 2010

Ideology blinds the eye,
    As it scuttles clarity.
Ideology is itself
    A singular polarity --
Not the world as it is,
    But as it might well be,
If governance was but as strong
    As its strong-armed ideology.

Society must be ordered
    To do as it is told,
And for this one needs action
    That's swift, and strong, and bold.
Seize plain freedom by the horns
    And run it to the ground,
And if it rises, seeks to flee,
    Call both hunter and his hound.

Imaginary truth must rule
    With visionary fact;
And if a plain truth comes along,
    It must be an attack.
Ideology's beliefs are deep
    And firm in their iron will
To bend men ideologically,
    Making freedom wholly nil.


 

Criminal Truth

In times of pervasive deception, truth is made ever a crime.
When truth speaks up, its reception shakes worlds and bares all the grime
Of all such pervasive deception which wishes to prosper and grow;
Truth brings along its perception and brings all deception quite low.

 


 

Progressive Conceit

"When rights, worth millions of dollars, are awarded to one businessman and denied to others, it is no wonder if some applicants become overanxious and attempt to use whatever influence they have (political and otherwise), particularly as they can never be sure what pressure the other applicants may be exerting." Ronald Coase, in "The Federal Communications Commission"

The progress in progressive conceit
Says, "We all know what is in store,
For we are the progressive elite,
And announce the final score.

"A high and mighty dominion,
We heed no lowly folk
Who'd offer some low opinion
Or cruel opposition stoke.

"Let those who'd grovel come;
Press forward, state your aims.
Draw near , and bring some sum
That we elevate your claims.

"Don't be overanxious, friend,
But think to offer us some crumb.
We look forward to our decisions' ends,
And, trust us, we're not dumb.

"We'll vow there is no quid pro quo
For awards to be decided on.
But good faith you'll really have to show,
So bow, beg, scrape and fawn.

"For millions going out the door,
We must be circumspect and coy,
Which is how we fatten ever more
With progress as our ploy.

 

Draw near, draw nigh, draw papers

To show your earnest aims.

Support us in our progressive capers,

To progress in our behind-the-scenes games."


 

First

First they say they will,
        and then they say they won't.;
Then they say they do,
        and then they say they don't.
Will, won't, do, don't,
        with a maybe in between?
This shifting of the tides

        requires Dramamine.

First they say they're sure,
        and then they say they're not;
Then they say it's crystal clear,
        and then they say it's rot.
Sure, not, clear, rot,
        with some shades of gray betwixt?
Ah, if something isn't broken,
        it's sure then to be fixed.

First they scream in outrage,
        and then they laud and cheer;
Then they puff with courage,
        and then they flee in fear.
Outrage, cheer, courage, fear?
        The dissonance is keen:
Such things dilute, evaporate
        in an ever-unchanging scene.

And as these changes scurry
        down darkened alley ways,
What was first was gone in seconds,
        and the straight path becomes a maze.
Hurry, worry, in a flurry
        as the shifting sands
Furiously move from firsts
        in undulating bands.

First, they say whatever,
        and then the chatter drifts,
Secondary notions
        Grow schisms' prism'd rifts.
Now you see it, now you don't;
        life palms the aces well.
And if you are so very wary,
        you'll not fall prey, but yell --

First, you said it was this,
        and then you said it was that!
If there is something that I smell,
        it's sure I smell a rat!
First, then second, then what else?
        Your games just dribble on.
With all this change and chatter,
        I think change is a con.


 

Free

"A stampede at a Hindu temple in northern India killed at least 63 people today – mostly women and children – as thousands of devotees rushed to receive free clothes and food. Local officials said another 44 people were injured in the crush at a temple compound in Kunda, a small town 110 miles (177km) southeast of Lucknow, the capital of the poor northern state of Uttar Pradesh." In Times Online, 4 March 2010

"Free" is the lure; "free" is the lie.
"Free" is that sure-fire pie in the sky.
"Free" sucks them in; "free" crushes some.
"Free" blatantly strikes many men dumb.
"Free" leads astray; "free" ensnares.
"Free," come what may, tramples and tears.
"Free" tempts the soul; "free" baits the tongue.
"Free" takes it toll, and tramples the young.


 

Science has limits

Science has limits, be they Good and Bad.
            Ugly and Beautiful. Happy and Sad.
            Love and Hate. Eternity against Now.
            Faith and Disbelief. All of these somehow
            Escape the nets, the hooks and the chains
            Which some think their limitless science gains,
But science is hobbled, and knows but a part
            Of the greater universe and its greater art.
            To those who would too easily bow their knee
            At anything thing modified by "scientifically,"
            I wait to be informed by their theorems galore
Why science can't answer the simplest of lore
            Like Good and Evil, Love and Hate.
            Or why belief is such a human trait.
Limitless science is a blustering bluff,
            Of which many scientists have had enough
            That they too believe in some science-less thing
            Of which the arts and religions can sing.
Science has limits, when clearly we see
            That science is just another puzzle in eternity.


 

Peace at all costs

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." John Stuart Mill, "The Contest in America," pp. 208-09, in John Stuart Mill, Dissertations and Discussions (Boston: William V. Spencer, 1867).

Peace at all costs
is still a cost to be paid.
One might as well give
Up all that one has made,
And live as a slave
'Neath the war makers' fist,
For that is the substance,
The sum and the gist
of "peace at all costs"


 

Oops

It's always their plan built firm on "oops,"
As foxes guard the chicken coops;
They'll bleat like sheep, like sheepdogs bark,
And gorge themselves in a hound-free lark.


When finally discovered by the hounds,
The foxes howl their "oops" planned sounds,
Swearing it was not ever their foxy schemes
To indulge in their chicken-fed dreams.


The consequences were unintended,
They assure, fox knees full bended,
In hopes the hounds will buy their "oops,"
For surely hounds are nincompoops.


Foxes gone and chickens eaten,
It's then the hounds will sure be beaten
As farmers look for chicks and eggs.
Hounds quake, tails tucked between their legs.


"Oops" works once, but twice does not.
Chicken coops, nincompoops: the foxes' plot.

Run like hell from the emptied chicken coops,
After barking out a practiced, foxy "oops."
 


 

Never, Ever Call It Greed

"...you can aspire to the heavens and avoid the ignominy of hell in this mortal plane by working assiduously for your daily bread and scrupulously not coveting the daily bread of thy neighbor." Ellis Washington, "Sowellian economics," in The Report from Washington, February 13, 2010

 

Covet your neighbor's daily bread,
Making your plans to steal, instead.
Take what you want; take what you need,
And never let folks call it greed.

Covet your neighbor's Lady Luck,
After all, he's just some schmuck.
You'd do quite right to run amok,
And appropriate his every buck.

Covet your neighbor's everything,
While you let him feel your sting.
Take it all, it's a political fling,
And leap for joy, shout loud and sing.

Covet is such a lovely word,
Which olden times condemned; they erred.
Covet is the finest way, I've heard,
To justify it all when words are blurred.

Covet is such a sturdy ax,
That works quite well as one attacks
To flay your neighbors' bourgeois backs.
It's just your personal "I'm come tax."


 

Hurt Feelings

You hurt my feelings, now that's the fact,
        And for this, you will be attacked
With fist and truncheon, as with law
        To make you pay and then withdraw
Whatever I say that you must say
        To make my hurt feelings go away.
But do not think to play my game,
        If that becomes your counterclaim,
For if your feelings might be hurt
        By that which I might herein assert,
It is because my game trumps yours,
        And why my game your game abhors.
You hurt my feelings, that's the fact,
        And for this, you must be attacked.


 

Chains

"What pushes the masses into the camp of socialism is, even more than the illusion that socialism will make them richer, the expectation that it will curb all those who are better than they themselves are." Ludwig von Mises

Let's fit you for some pretty chains,
Something that's stylish and chic.
With pleasure we take the greatest of pains
To see it look not harsh nor bleak.
                Perhaps the latest styles will do,
                To tailor these chains to you.

Let's fit you for a lovely cage,
To be both apt and stout.
This is tradition, in each time and age
And of this you must not doubt.
                Perhaps the oldest tricks suffice
                To tailor a fine containment device.

Let's fit you for your wage slave's garb,
Something which flatters your place.
Perhaps underclass drab, not too sharp with barb,
To show freedom losing its race.
                We expect you'll enslave voluntarily
                If only we can fool you momentarily.


 

Welfare Queen

"I have devised an infallible plan for extracting money from your old man, as we now have none. Write me a begging letter (as crude as possible), in which you retail your past vicissitudes, but in such a way that I can pass it on to your mother. The old man’s beginning to get the wind up." Marx to Engels, Cologne, 29 November 1848

 

A Marx wrote an Engels letters.
"Send money, if you please.
I cannot work without your cash,
As axles need their grease."
            A Marx sent an Engels letters.
            "More money, if you would.
            I cannot write without the stuff;
            A fireplace needs its wood."
A Marx begged an Engels; letters
Flowed from his Marx-like pen.
One asked for money as was wrote,
And then one asked again.
            Das Kapital, in letters,
            Is in upper and lower case.
            Not many folks have read it,
            But cite it, just in case...
Because it's chic and trendy
To talk of Marx and gloat,
But oddly few folks see that
'Twas capital kept him afloat.
            Trust Marx, for Engels' letters
            Contained Marx' words of cheer;
            "I'm sending you some money,
            I got from my cashier."
A Jenny penned an Engels letters,
To tell of Marx-like need,
Looking for to feed themselves,
For capital did she plead.
            Das Kapital, in letters,
            Critiques capitalism's greed,
            But for capital did they write such stuff
            For other folks to read.
The welfare queens, in letters,
They begged and begged and begged,
And only through Engel's money,
Could a Marx take up his Marx-like pen.
            Did Marx profit from letters
            To Engels over cash?
            It seems he was a welfare queen
            Who would the system smash.
The workers in Engels' factory
Worked in dismal circumstance;
In answer to their plight did he
Pay Marx for that wordy dance.
            Shut down the cash cow? Now really!
            What would they have done for dough?
            To send Marx his allowance
            One needed the workers, though.
So off proletarian workers
Did Marx and Engels fend,
To assure their very social thoughts
Were paid a capitalist dividend.


 

The Privileges of Intellectuals

“One of the surprising privileges of intellectuals is that they are free to be scandalously asinine without harming their reputations.” Eric Hoffer

A tenured professor can be dead wrong,
And still continue a lively song.
He can bat zero by the proofs of life;
And peddle his visions of societal strife.
                Ehrlich in German means "genuine,"
                "Honest" and "truthful" and all such therein;
                In Stanfordese it translates as "loony tune,"
                As in: a professorial, tenured cartoon.

A tenured professor dreamed up scarcities' age;
After decades being wrong, his words still rage.
That he saw famine widespread was sad,
And when it didn't happen, it was just too bad.
                Ehrlich to bed, and Ehlrich to rise
                Wins this man a Best Fiction Prize.

A tenured professor foretold men's demise
At forty-two by pesticides, which did not actualize.
He foresaw populations shrink overnight,
And when it didn't happen, he puffed up an alibi tight.

A tenured professor travels with friends,
Apocalyptic visions of the way life ends.
He has seen horrors which others would not grasp,
And though he's been wrong, there comes no final gasp.
                Ehrlich in German means "genuine,"
                "Honest" and "truthful" and all such therein;
                In Stanfordese it translates as "loony tune,"
                As in: a professorial, tenured cartoon.


 

Dissent

''Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'' Nadine Strossen, 1991

Dissent is great when you're in charge, but when I am, my countercharge
Is that dissent is harsh and mean, and to dissent means to demean.
            Dissent is fine when you're the boss,
            But when I am, you're the albatross
            That brings out the worst in all
            And causes each and every brawl.
                        I'll rightly dissent to win the day, and batter you with dissent's display,
                        But once I've won, such protests must be put aside, even chained and trussed.
            Dissent is left to those outside,
            When I have won and lead with pride,
            And when I've won, dissent then fails
            To sway my views with protest's wails.
Shall we agree to disagree? I say - only when you lead someday.
But when I'm on top with puffed up chest, dissent must surely be repressed.